Well, as you know, I like to update the site every season or so. But this ATTACK WATCH thing is so important that I decided to report myself. And, out of a superabundance of civic duty, I also made my own graphic for the poor SEIU workers who must be chewing through files at a shocking pace. You know what kind of cardio system those guys have! The thought of one of those hard-working government informants keeling over on my account is just more than I can bear.
So, here’s the thing: anyone whose sense of civic duty compels them to report themselves, and then make their own ATTACK WATCH! graphic will get it posted here. That way, the President of the United States will not have to waste all of that time surfing the internet to compile his Enemies List: it will all be right here in one place for easy re-education assignments!
If you’re new to the game, here’s a quick FAQ:
Send your ADVANCE RE-EDUCATION IDENTITY ID BANNER to attackwatch [at] BillWhittle [dot] net.
And now, the Gallery of Unrepentant Enemies of Dear Leader’s Glorious Worker’s Paradise:
And, for the style change-up to confuse the Auto-Snitch software:
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BRILLIANT!!!!
LOVE!!! But I don’t know how to make an attack watch graphic. I’m challenged.
I promise to come visit you in prison.
I am a University Professor in a Scientific Discipline who is also (wait for it) a Conservative Christian. I’m in the underground, man. I’d love to self-report, but I will save my wooden shoes for the night shift.
Bill, I love ya man! I’ve sent my banner of shame!
If you are looking for a good laugh or some American spirit, visit this facebook page…some Americans have self-registered themselves!
https://www.facebook.com/groups/213130578748397/
I love it. Now I’m off to find a good template!
Looks like I have a project for when I get home.
-Just doin what I can in the Hollywood underground.
Is there a template?? I’m so overwhelmingly compelled to report myself and encourage all of my Conservative friends to do the same!
Why is Call Me Mom using a yellow background for her photo? That is suspiciously nonconformist.
just sent mine over. and reported myself. oh such fun!
I would have used your template but I just don’t look good in red. I swear we need to take back the color blue! (among other things)
@ rickl, It’s not even a photo, it’s a pastel drawing from when I was young and svelte – muwhahahaha!
@Chrystal Greene, I copy and pasted Mr. Whittle’s into MS Paint and fiddled with it until I liked it.
Reported Cindy Pugh, myself and our tea party. Sent them our graphic too, just to help them out a bit — I think they’re getting deluged by those of us who just want to do our duty
Come check out the facebook page for “AttackWatching: The act of submitting yourself, or someone you know to AttackWatch.com for having said something funny or factual, or both about the President.”
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Attack-Watching/262507530450902
Reported myself . . . sent you the badge. On the move, they gotta catch me first!!!
I’m not leaving a comment, or everyone will accuse me of shamelessly promote my blog, The RedSquirrel Reportblogspot.com. One thing I will never do is engage in shamelessly promoting my blog, The RedSquirrel Report.blogspot.com.
That’s The RedSquirrel Report.blogspot.com….
Whoops!… I meant to write ‘ I’m not leaving a comment, or everyone will accuse me of shamelessly PROMOTING my blog’.
Wish I could see all of the people who have self-reported. Wish Bill Whittle wanted to have coffee and just chat sometime. Wish I had something more important to say other than Obama is kinda sucky. LOL
As a result of all the conservatives making the administration ill with AttackWatch Jokes…
http://pic.twitter.com/E4IO7xrO
I reported myself on opening day — and now I’m getting emails from Jim Messina:
“The President has a job to do, so he’s asking each of us to take the lead in shaping this effort.”
And why shouldn’t we? God knows the President isn’t.
Priceless, Bill W.!
Found where you can wear it out in public, too: http://www.zazzle.com/barracudabobs (some of these are hysterical).
Is Obama really this stupid? Attack Watch is the funniest sarcastic parody ever! I love it. I really need to turn myself in.
Hey Chris, I got an e-mail from Jim Messina from the Obama Campaign too! I think that the next step in this is that us conservatives agree to ‘help’ The Regime. Maybe we can sabotage their operation in some way.
I have denounced myself several times. Once, I tried to denounce myself twice in rapid succession, once for reading Instapundit and once for reading Thomas Sowell. On the second denunciation, a message popped up on the screen telling me that I was already “registered” and did I really want to denounce someone again. Way to be transparent, boys and girls.
Of course I had already signed up to get their emails right off the bat because I love, love, love getting mail from Uncle Barry’s minions.
Also, wasn’t there something about they way they allowed credit card donations to be made that made it easier to come from friends in faraway lands? Seems like it involved not asking for, among other things, the three-character secret code on the back of your credit card. Well, they’re doing it again.
I will be designing a $pecial catapult $o I can $hoot $upplies to you guys. Let me know what you need? wire cutters, food, medicine, guns, and toilet paper. Of course I will be charging a small fee for my services because I am a capitalist of course. I will be shooting over a small Container with my price list and order forms. You are to flush your order down the toilet in that same container at precisely midnight (WITH THE CASH) I work the night shift at the sewage treatment plant and that’s how we will communicate and do business. Should you die while in custody. I will be billing your closest living relative. Should I also be captured I will not be able to refund any items, and I will not be responsible for items broken during the catapulting. SIG HEIL OBAMA (my German sucks remember I went to poobluck skool)
Bill;
The recent Rich Man Poor Man video is marginalized by your ill fitting hairpiece. Sorry, the message is great but…
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