Well, as you know, I like to update the site every season or so. But this ATTACK WATCH thing is so important that I decided to report myself. And, out of a superabundance of civic duty, I also made my own graphic for the poor SEIU workers who must be chewing through files at a shocking pace. You know what kind of cardio system those guys have! The thought of one of those hard-working government informants keeling over on my account is just more than I can bear.
So, here’s the thing: anyone whose sense of civic duty compels them to report themselves, and then make their own ATTACK WATCH! graphic will get it posted here. That way, the President of the United States will not have to waste all of that time surfing the internet to compile his Enemies List: it will all be right here in one place for easy re-education assignments!
If you’re new to the game, here’s a quick FAQ:
Send your ADVANCE RE-EDUCATION IDENTITY ID BANNER to attackwatch [at] BillWhittle [dot] net.
And now, the Gallery of Unrepentant Enemies of Dear Leader’s Glorious Worker’s Paradise:
And, for the style change-up to confuse the Auto-Snitch software: